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Retail life / retail hell.

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:40:37 -0600

Retail life / retail hell.

Forever 21… one of the many copyright issues.

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 13:01:39 -0600

Forever 21… one of the many copyright issues.

You know you’ve been drinking too much when you open a bottle and read it has 9.5% alc and...

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 23:29:19 -0600

You know you’ve been drinking too much when you open a bottle and read it has 9.5% alc and you’re pissed. Btw aldi wine = prison wine.

Whatever works…

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:34:11 -0600

Whatever works…

If we get called out for having jello shots one more time…

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 11:08:40 -0500

If we get called out for having jello shots one more time…

2 hours later how did we end up as the binge drinking cabin playing lil kim? District ### i love...

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 22:50:42 -0500

2 hours later how did we end up as the binge drinking cabin playing lil kim? District ### i love you.

Met the evp of stores with a beer in my hand. Drunk @ 830. Listened to “if i was m. I would...

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 20:25:12 -0500

Met the evp of stores with a beer in my hand. Drunk @ 830. Listened to “if i was m. I would fire you for your cc’s” and lady gaga.

1. Jello shots for charity 2. X tube v porn hub bfast debate 3. “why do gays give more bjs to...

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 12:46:31 -0500

1. Jello shots for charity 2. X tube v porn hub bfast debate 3. “why do gays give more bjs to straights?” holiday conf 2009

Who will a drunk dial tonight? Will i tell dan i love him? Will i finally text swat guy and demand...

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 02:03:31 -0500

Who will a drunk dial tonight? Will i tell dan i love him? Will i finally text swat guy and demand some sex? Will i text the exbf AGAIN?

I can tell you why feleicity was cancelled… Because the wtf piano in the 4th season. And the...

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 05:15:31 -0500

I can tell you why feleicity was cancelled… Because the wtf piano in the 4th season. And the ben folds song for the theme.

I MIGHT WANT TO SLEEP WITH YOU… BUT THE WAY YOU TEXT IS A REAL TURN OFF.

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 22:21:01 -0500

I MIGHT WANT TO SLEEP WITH YOU… BUT THE WAY YOU TEXT IS A REAL TURN OFF.

"I didn’t get to my number by being scared"

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 03:29:03 -0500

“I didn’t get to my number by being scared”

- parri

I can’t show up @ exbfs house @ 330am because that would be a big gesture -in reality I just...

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 02:29:08 -0500

I can’t show up @ exbfs house @ 330am because that would be a big gesture -in reality I just don’t feel like sleeping alone.

I was drunk when i wrote this… Forgive me if it goes astray- the something new effect.

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 01:45:06 -0500

I was drunk when i wrote this… Forgive me if it goes astray- the something new effect.

Bring up the movie something new kinda kills my fuck and run boner.

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 01:01:32 -0500

Bring up the movie something new kinda kills my fuck and run boner.

"we should have been doing this instead of watching the goonies"

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 01:09:44 -0500

“we should have been doing this instead of watching the goonies”

- swat guy on date # 7 … Ya think?

@ the dear hunter show. he is not as bad idea as i thought 4...

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 22:18:07 -0500

@ the dear hunter show. he is not as bad idea as i thought 4 beers ago

BORED TO TEARS ABOUT THE GIRLS THE EX BF IS TRYING TO SLEEP WITH. JESUS H ARE YOU GOING TO FOLLOW UP...

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 00:40:40 -0500

BORED TO TEARS ABOUT THE GIRLS THE EX BF IS TRYING TO SLEEP WITH. JESUS H ARE YOU GOING TO FOLLOW UP THAT SLEEPY SEX WITH CUDZ?

Mistakes we knew we were making.

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 00:40:40 -0500

Mistakes we knew we were making.

"sometimes our subconscious mind takes the lemons of our sexual insecurities and turns them into..."

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 02:45:32 -0500

“sometimes our subconscious mind takes the lemons of our sexual insecurities and turns them into delicious bonerade”

- savage love