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» Wow this is hilarious. Is this real? OMG

textsfrombennett:

This is the funniest thing I’ve read in forever.

FEW THINGS
1. OBVIOUSLY It’s not real.
2. I find it VERY hard to believe that something YOU WROTE is “the funniest thing you’ve read in forever”
3. C’mom son. Text from Bennett = funny! this = not so funny!
4. You should have waited till about 10 posts in, then we could have honestly believed that you just happened upon this super funny blog about a pimp who gives relationship advice instead oh hey guys i’m starting this new thing don’t take offense to it because i’m writing everything in a voice of an older black man who actually types and talks just like my cousin Bennett. 

JUSTSAYIN

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    oh my god this is hilariouse

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27. rowdyreign said: you mean aside from the texts from your brother who can’t spell?
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32. zombiecaptain said: I read this in A Pimp Named Slickback’s voice. Am I the only one?
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    Las Vegas. Now I’m a motivational speaker and self-help author.

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    Don’t care who posted it, it’s pretty funny! Now following

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