February 2012
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Unpacking the Tipsy Cake Crack House: The... →
“As far as seductions go, this one is cold as a walk-in refrigerator. Pushing...”
– Rihanna’s ‘Birthday Cake’: Reasons To Listen : The Record : NPR
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“Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who...”
– Amy Poehler (via stupidhandshakeything)
this album reminds me of an ex boyfriend and I can’t deal with hating this album.
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“She says advanced age has several advantages. “Losing all my teeth has been a...”
– » 100 year old prostitute still going strong Bis-Serjetà
Happy Thursday!
“As for the old chestnut that guys can do it better themselves — well,...”
– I’m Bringing Handjobs Back | xoJane
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Valentine's Day tips
1. Put uncooked rice in your vagina that way you can be his real live Fleshlight. 2. Try the hot new position that’s sweeping ER’s across the country, it’s called the pile driver. 3. Is your boyfriend hesitant to go down on you? Give him a Burt Reynolds and tell him the only way he’s getting out is if he digs his way through.
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Friends,
If I have to sit through a three hour Phish jam I will stop being nice and start getting real.
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If you’re going to post a picture of yourself in the fucking nude on tumblr at least clean up your nail beds. I dunno maybe FULLY PAINT YOUR NAILS. Not judging… But I’m judging.
Just downloaded Mariah Carey’s #1’s because how else do you celebrate Valentines Day?
If I get an edible arrangement tomorrow I’m going to throw it out of the window.
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Watchtherealkatiewest:
Valentine’s Soundtrack
Can I come over? Sure but take off your cool. And then I’m going to dance for you. And then suggest we get physical. As you tell me you want me. And then we discuss the warmth of my mouth, and you rock the boat. Finally, we discuss starting a relationship with a promise.
Can I Come Over by Aaliyah
Take Off Your Cool by Andre 3000 ft. Norah Jones
Dance...
“I’m always leery of people my age who try to sound cool by saying things like...”
– My buddy Samir is doing something new and you should read it. He’s from England, see? And while he was in England he had a music blog before anyone did and hung out with Noel Gallagher while I was listening to Coo Coo Cal. He’s writing about shows and things he used to listen to, so go read his...
“Here’s the deal: Head somewhere you feel comfortable crying, think about...”
– Happy Crying Day | The Awl
enjoli:
glossylalia:
Is Rihanna openly auditioning for a role in a regional theater production of RENT?
Okay, so we’re feeling similar things and my last post wasn’t just hateful. I feel better now.
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Even if I love you with my entire heart and soul:
If the bar we are at is less than four blocks from my current place of residence I will leave you for the following reasons:
a. it’s after 2am but before 3:15am b. I don’t want anyone at the bar c. no chance of getting laid d. more than four weird social interactions with near strangers e. I’m Hungry OR going to vomit. f. I have to pee and the line is more than 8 people long...
It Happened to Me: You Guys Hurt My Stupid F*cking... →
BYE. GIRL BYE.
“Trying to explain privilege to some people can sort of be like trying to explain...”
– Molly Lambert
I didn’t read this when it was originally posted, but, I revisited it today and came away with one thing: Molly Lambert is best.
it's a new horrible year in which I leave bars at...
hilarious consumption: what have you done for me lately?
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$20/hour: Wingwoman / Female Personal Social... →
This is the sprinkles on my fantastic day cupcake.
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liezlwashere:
I’ll Be There For You/You’re All I...
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“We have this entire culture that’s telling people that there’s One Right Thing...”
– On Good Consent, Part One | No, Seriously, What About Teh Menz? (via sexisnottheenemy)
ETA: Oh, I really like this part, too:
Personally, I use “good consent” rather than “enthusiastic consent.” Enthusiastic consent is a problematic term. Lots of people consent to sex without enthusiasm for the...
