January 2010
Shame hangover sunday
This whole "dairy makes me puke out of my car...
No really.
Esp nerdy white guys. oh hi? Do me? No strings attached? Lovies!
I never feel bad bc i like to steamroll a guy into wanting to date/sleep with me. Oh yeah… It’s your idea.
THE GOODS IS SUCH A WASTE OF MY PRE 10 AM DRUNK
In moscow it’s 5pm. Cheers bitches.
It’s not really 6am unless you’re getting rando dirty texts. You heard it here.
I put my i don’t give a fuck trapper hat on opened a bottle of wine and rented julia and julia.
caribou @ 11am
when children stop being adorbs.
It takes a village to raise a child and I do not live in this town. Get those children away from me.
the simple things
1. realizing you’re not broke as you thought you were. 2. Free wifi 3. spending last night with three adorable painters. They painted my store and I pretended that I was doing work for 8 hours.
I'VE GOT SOME MCS CAN KISS.
whoa uffie… you are a mixture of terrible and amazing.
tylercoates:
Sometimes I want to move to New York because this city is dumb. But last night at Big Chicks I double-fisted cans of PBR, drinking about eight in total. And I only spent twenty dollars. That is the sort of positive reinforcement I need from Chicago.
Rootbeer+killer clowns= epic nightmares like i was 6 again.
doinmusic:
chuktheblog:
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