January 2010
FEEL YOU, GURL
natashavc:
Just watched the episode where Snooks gets decked.
Damn.
Feel like, Snooks lives in every girl who has ever gotten sloppy. Like, when your face gets all bloaty from boozin all night and you just grab a chill bro by the shoulders and are like, JUST MAKEOUT WITH ME SO I DONT HAVE TO HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE.
And like, you do, but then you’re like ughhhh I just miss my mom.
...
December 2009
He shook me awake once.
I know he shakes before he falls asleep. He fascinated me, everything about him. I wanted to drink him whole. I used to trace his face when we layed in bed… until i hated his face and waited till I heard him shake and crept into bed and left before he woke up and left before he left me.
“I don’t want to go among mad people,” Alice remarked. “Oh, you can’t help that,”...”
– alice in wonderland (via subtletaste: kimberleecline)
holy shit. were gonna die alone.
carissa: whats chop suey?
Monica: dont get it. you wont like it.
carissa: thanks boyfriend.
“(734): i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but...”
– texts from last night (via solutionsolucien: pirata: poortaste)
Getting drunk early is ideal for getting up early.
bike ride to the liquor store
sparkleneelysparkle:
pay for a tall boy with change.
how do you unwind the day before a court date?
Harley's visiting from LA, woop!
Merry: So are you still working at uh... ?
Harley: CBS, yep. I'm a page.
Merry: WHOA LIKE KENNETH, FROM 30 ROCK!
Harley: Yep, but we wear red jackets and write all the name tags for The Price is Right.
Srsly, guys.
luxnightmare:
I’m sorry, but expecting all porn to teach people about safer sex is like expecting GTA to teach people about gun safety.
[NB: Porn that’s specifically intended to be educational is excluded from this statement. I’m talking straight up recreational, for entertainment purposes only, wank material.]
“Grinding in pumps is the worst! It’s so hard on the legs. Like, you know it’s...”
– Leeann on grinding (via christinefriar :alohanico)
YOU’VE GOT TO KEEP GRINDING.
“The media often speaks of “the black middle class” as though it were a solid...”
– “Obama and the Black Elite” by Patricia J. Williams, The Daily Beast - I remember wanting so so badly to go to Columbia Law School and study under Patricia Williams. How naive I was (for many reasons other than this too, but in this case, for that foolishness of thinking I was going to be some legal...
stevienickshasnever:
Whitney Houston has never fallen into Quincy Jones’ Christmas tree.
sometimes I find your life straight up exhausting. Not in the “you’re so busy with your charity functions and saving children maned by land mines” way. Exhausting in the “are you out of your fucking mind, did you spend the last 30 mins smoking the biggest crack rock on the planet, or are you fucking serious?”
If I can continue to lose weight and drink 6 nights a week 2010 will be a great year.
“No matter. Fuck the economy. Fuck the feds. Fuck the competition. Powers has no...”
– They Shoot Porn Stars Don’t They . Words & photos by Susannah Breslin .
It’s just boring, and i’m tired, i’m tired of our story
“If the Obama administration wants to really do something about jobs and...”
– Getting Computer Science Into Middle School - Fred Wilson
(via bijan:herosquad)
Love Actually is a Christmas Porno
soupsoup:
One fully nude sex scene.
One topless sex scene.
Fully nude oral sex scene.
A five-some, yes a FIVE-SOME.
Merry awkward Christmas movie watching with your family.
“I don’t sell crack, yo. I ain’t movin’ no bricks or none of that other shit. I...”
– Ghostface, talking about why his next album will be an R&B one. (via bg5000) (via tylercoates)