January 2009
2009 Resolutions 1. Party 2. Bullshit. 3. Stay baby free.
December 2008
LAST NYE 2008: The BIG FAT FUCK @ a bar in Wrigleyville. Although that was an amusing story I do not want a repeat.
I OPEN on New Years Day.
Reason 398 why I don’t want to work in retail forever.
stevienickshasnever:
Stevie Nicks has never given James Taylor a hummer while snorting cocaine out of his belly button.
Tylenol PM can fix anything.
residents of building A Come back to school. It’s lonely without you. I like feeling alone (empty apartment) not alone (empty apartment building where no one can hear me scream if someone kicks in my door because I chose the apartment on the end because the living room was “bigger”. I don’t give a shit about a bigger living room because I’m currently too creeped out...
I totally forgot all the bars will be open on NYE...
holla holla holla. getting shitty on a budget.
Drove to my parents, went to the doctor, flirted with cute Air Force boys in uniform - all before noon. Today has been awesome.
Calm down… its probably just a food baby!
– SUSIE (da roommate)
EARLY MORNING DRIVE TO GET BC / FIGURE OUT IF I’VE GOT CYSTS / PREGNANT.
French fashion mags totally get me off.
(via morganism82)
wait. are you two dating?
has it always been like this? When did I miss this? oh tumblr.
my bk run was successful as in I didn’t get pulled over for a DUI. As Martha would say, this is a good thing.
The BK was marginally satisfying.
I left my phone and wallet in my car. or at least i hope it’s still in my car. I’m too tired to wonder about it.
Don’t go to liquor stores @ 5pm it’s just too depressing.
AM I TOO DRUNK FOR A BK RUN
NO.
i don't trust myself with loving you.
Intervention.
A Cold The Case Files marathon on A&E ruined any...
Dirty talk, you see, is not inherently bad, nor is it inherently good. It is...
– Dirty Talk | The Frisky
I think Belladonna would be awesome in an AA ad.
Justsayin
This weekend totally proved I am still into really...
babybitch:
And I am okay with that.
I like that about you.
yo poor taste
Share the wealth.
xo
I'm back at school because I confused needing to...
It happens to the best of us.
Breaking up for less than a month is the sort of shit 17 year olds do.
Yo American Apparel & Sasha Grey
I reallllllly want those socks. Seriously.
LILO
PANTS.
My parents still love AOL as hard as when we got...