luxurious vulgarity

I can’t show up @ exbfs house @ 330am because that would be a big gesture -in reality I just...

Oct 1st

I was drunk when i wrote this… Forgive me if it goes astray- the something new effect.

Oct 1st

Bring up the movie something new kinda kills my fuck and run boner.

Oct 1st

“we should have been doing this instead of watching the...”
—  swat guy on date # 7 …...

Sep 28th

@ the dear hunter show. he is not as bad idea as i thought 4...

Sep 26th

BORED TO TEARS ABOUT THE GIRLS THE EX BF IS TRYING TO SLEEP WITH. JESUS H ARE YOU GOING TO FOLLOW UP...

Sep 23rd

Mistakes we knew we were making.

Sep 22nd

“sometimes our subconscious mind takes the lemons of our...”
— savage love

Sep 17th

I’m currently on a really good date. I’m not sure if it was the 2 beers or the honesty.

Sep 17th

“We should try to be friends”
— were we ever friends to begin...

Sep 16th

“i never told you how proud i am of you that you moved to...”
—  bro cole. Aka the right words...

Sep 16th

So i’ve been watching alot of felicity lately. I also told my dm about the john situation. She...

Sep 16th

“A woman who is falling in love with herself. A woman who is...”
— Yoko Ono, excerpt from Bread...

Sep 14th

I can't wait for Fall layering.

babybitch: and tights with boots. *sigh*. We got our fall marketing in a few days ago.  I was...

Sep 14th

If we do sleep together i’m going to fuck and run. These are the facts. They’re...

Sep 14th

DATE Q&A Q. What do you do in your spare time? A. Binge drink?

Sep 14th

First kisses are a suprise but second kisses… that’s where the magi is. But you...

Sep 11th

Happy labor day from the ER!

Sep 8th

High school musical makes me feel like a pedobear.

Sep 3rd

Things i am not in the right frame of mind to do 1. Read American Psycho. 2. Listen to Bon Iver 3....

Sep 3rd

Lets not check the tumblr on the work laptop. Hi. It’s being watched.

Sep 1st