luxurious vulgarity

it's hilariously luxuriously vulgar.

I applaud ambition: Twitter
Feb 01
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HEY GUYS I’ve been having a tough frustrating workday but then I realized that never in my wildest dreams or sex nightmares will I ever have the resources, the energy, the low taste level and hoarding qualities to make a multi colored wreath of shotguns shells tie a twine bow on it and put it on my door. So this is going to be okay!

HEY GUYS I’ve been having a tough frustrating workday but then I realized that never in my wildest dreams or sex nightmares will I ever have the resources, the energy, the low taste level and hoarding qualities to make a multi colored wreath of shotguns shells tie a twine bow on it and put it on my door.

So this is going to be okay!

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(via Patchwork Denim Maxi | FOREVER21) COME ON. COME ON COME ON COME ON.

(via Patchwork Denim Maxi | FOREVER21)

COME ON. COME ON COME ON COME ON.

Jan 31
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“ WHAT’S WITH PEOPLE BEING LIKE “OH MAN THE [INSERT BYGONE ERA HERE] IS WHERE I’M MEANT TO BE!” I MEAN, WHO THE FUCK WOULD WANT TO LIVE IN THE 60’S? YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WOULD BE TO HAVE ANY BLACK FRIENDS? YOU COULDN’T EVEN RIDE THE SAME GODDAMN BUS. AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON GIRLS WHO WISH THEY LIVED IN THE TWENTIES OR SOME SHIT. REALLY? AS IF MAKING 70 CENTS TO MY DOLLAR ISN’T ENOUGH, YOU’D RATHER NOT VOTE AND OWN PROPERTY? FUCKING GRAZIE BRO.
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-Jon Moy

Time travel is white privilege 

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Jan 30
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interview prep

In order to secure a more rewarding career i’m going to first clean my room, do all of my laundry, De-tangle all of my jewelery, write bullshit into bullshit word documents about penises and THEN, ONLY THEN,  will I figure out some reasonable answers to why I’m a bad bitch and they should hire me.

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The only reason I joined Pinterest is so I could have visual evidence of it being absolutely ridiculous.

The only reason I joined Pinterest is so I could have visual evidence of it being absolutely ridiculous.

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You know that one person who may be the best thing for you at the moment but you cannot bring yourself to actually date them because the idea of them is irritating? That’s what The Artist is to me.

You know that one person who may be the best thing for you at the moment but you cannot bring yourself to actually date them because the idea of them is irritating?

That’s what The Artist is to me.